There are a lot of attorney trust accounts that access million dollar checks all the time. If you have been on either side of getting money into or out of an attorney, you might know that.
Again, if you think it is trivial, make it happen, take a 1% fee for your work.
How are you involved in this process and capable of offering a 1% fee? If I've somehow missed you becoming a trustee of the entire Bitfloor process, PM me with your number and I'll call you. I've talked to a couple of attorneys since we posted now, and they see no reason that accepting a check from a closed account, and creating a settlement agreement with all of the customers, that the bank would have any problems letting the check be deposited into their trust account.
Stop spreading your FUD and making it sound like he has a worthless million dollar check. Again, while the kid behind the whole thing is taking a permanent vacation.