On another note, I find myself in an unfortunate position: using the current language of the shares I've sold, I'll probably end up paying massive fines at best and in federal prison at worst when SkepsiDyne takes off and makes it big. There is a pretty easy solution to this
I don't understand what the issue is, mind explaining?
Selling shares of a company to the general public without the approval of the SEC is illegal (in the US). However this is only an issue if you don't remain anonymous. i.e. you tell them who you are.