Ah, the ever-faithful and often used christian fallback.
"You don't understand the bible" or "You're using the wrong translation". It covers a whole lot of delusion for you without you needing to fire nary a brain cell.
Atheists understand your bible and your god delusion. It is why we are atheists, and why we need to constantly inform christians of the passages in their own book of rules.
"Atheists: Teaching Christians The Bible, Since 325AD"
No.
More like atheists constantly twisting and contorting the bible to attempt to make themselves seem logical.