All invalid collateral, newbie accounts are worth shit, your domains are not special hence worth shit as well, ID is also worth shit. So you guys are in deep shit.

Why would you even get a place worth $450 and you can't even pay for it? Then you guys want to have it paid by someone else and get a loan.

So the answer is no, you won't get it here. I don't think you guys have any valid collateral anyway, since this is likely the first time you ever been on the forum and likely also the first time hearing of bitcoins.