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Way to go, man! Spoken like a real bitcoin church pastor urging his flock to surrender their love offering! You should have also quoted Nakamoto 3:10: "Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this, says the Lord Satoshi Almighty, and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it."