How many times does a dead cat bounce? How long does it take a dead cat with one peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

It should be obvious by now - a dead cat bounces twice, tops. Once, when its corpse hits the ground, and again on the rebound.
What we have here is an alive cat, and the video guide in my thread proves it:
http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=18653.0