A friendly bump back from the dead

Curious if opinions have changed and whether a market exists today.
Sure. I'd be interested, but how to accomplish it?
I'd be willing to deposit oh... say... 13.5 BTC with a trustable escrow of mutual choosing. Release to miner upon block solved with coinbase block reward to that address. Release back to me as to null and void if unfulfilled by the block halving. All address and other details to remain private, known only to miner, escrow, and me.