Don't know if I should feel lucky or raped but I preordered one. HAH

Purchasing Batch#2 when Batch#1 hasn't shipped yet and paying with a Bank Transfer, to a Swiss bank account without escrow makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
Anyone have recommendations on how to transfer funds online, from a credit card to a swiss bank, from inside Japan?
My USA Bank doesn't allow international transfers, and Western Union won't let me register without providing a USA billing address.
Maybe this is difficult for a reason..

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I can see how using Bitcoins will make transfers easier..