I run a tight ship!
if by "tight ship" you mean "can't handle criticism or competition"

"you just changed 6 lines of codes and rip off retards who don't know how to code"
This doesn't fit into either category
HEY! The extent of my coding capability is "Hello World" and I have an IQ WELL above average thankyouverymuch and the exact, PERFECT number of chromosomes. Step away from the R word there sparkimus prime.