LOL too

To topic starter: if you really want to find investors - then you should start your project on your own. Invest your own money (borrow money if you really believe in your project). it's not obviously to invest big money. Just 1-2k USD. And show to everyone what you have done and what are you going to do. There is no other way. Nobody buys ideas.
When I searched the market of start-ups (in real sector) I found it out that really profitable investors invest ONLY in OPERATING projects that have existed at least 6 months. Of course cryptoindustry has its own peculiarities, but you should show something before asking for money.