I would absolutely love one of these if there are any still available.  I haven't had a copy of MS Office in years. It makes things a lot more convenient than some of the free open source alternatives do, on Windows at least.

Ah, fail.  I've just noticed that accounts must be over four months old, and mine is not.  If by some chance there is inadequate uptake, I'm putting my name in the ring
Thank you nonetheless for making this available to people.