It was a play on words, dumb-ass.  Michael Vic was convicted for dog fighting.  The joke is "I'm Michael Vic and I don't have a dog in this fight."

If anyone here is stupid it's you, moron.

ETA:

Keep it up, this is actually fun (although I'm done replying to you...I have more important things to do like take a dump).  Unless the thread gets nuked you're just burying yourself.