I will create you a real ad if you are serious. and I will create real sigs for you if you would like.
Those are a few services I will offer to you
Post count- 300
Weekly- 50
Rate - 1 BTC/week
Lol.
Jk.
Whoah bro, 1btc/week for a member account? Wow that's quite overprice lol anyway I'm just being sarcastic. I know you're just posting this as a joke. I've read the previous posts and it took me some time to realize that the OP is really shady @loneshark has given enough points to prove that.