speaking of toilet paper....
my wife said to me 1 day;
i want 15 grand,
me; 15 thousand, what for?
her; i wanna boob job, so there fuller and rounder.
me; here, i said, rub this over them, and tossed over a roll of toilet papper.
her; how the #%#& is that suppose to work?
me; well it worked on your arse didn't it? ....boom boom......crickets....
sorry vlad, couldn't help myself......
Haha. That was actually funny.
And she was way overcharging you. I think a good boob job is ~$5,000. You took the correct route. lol