These forums should be closed...
You can do your part by not posting anymore!

I'll join you. For every post that you don't make, I will make one less than I would have otherwise. But for every post you do make, I will make 2 extra posts instead!
Nah, I'm going down with the ship.

I wish I was a moderator so I could delete half of these threads (or move them to a hidden sub-forum).
There should be a "retard" sub-forum where these threads go to. At least then they wouldn't be deleted, and we could look in from time to time for entertainment.