That's amazing!  How does a perfectly rational human being become suckered into these religions, then?  All I can say is, you were never an Atheist, or you felt Atheism did not grant you enough power to say things like, "You're wrong because the Bible -> God -> I speak for/I am God -> I am right."  It must be easy leaving all your thinking to a 2000 year old fanfic of Judaism, with the insertion of a new OC named Jesus Christ, who, just like the character God, holds no evidence of existing outside the context of the Bible, aside from sources proven to be fake.  If the Jews came first, why aren't you Jewish?  Why not worship the sun god, Ra?  Why not worship Zeus, or Jupiter?  Nobody to worship them with?  Why must it be Christianity?

No, because there's power in numbers.  Christians have an anthology that says "No, we're right, and those other guys?  The ones whose religion we stole and re-branded?  Yeah, those guys are totally wrong," that makes the Christians right.  Because the Christians have a series of novels that say, "Anyone who disagrees is OBVIOUSLY evil and/or worships Satan/is a witch/probably gay."  Because the Christians pick and choose what they want to believe in the Bible and use it to pretend they're saying anything meaningful but are actually no better than a Harry Potter fan taking a quote out of context to fit whatever it is they're trying to argue; if this sounds silly, it's because it is, but no sillier than quoting the Bible, but how could millions upon millions of Christians all be wrong for thousands of years?  Because there's power in numbers.  And no history occurred before the Bible; there was next to nothing before Adam and Eve, and people just instantly knew how to farm and clothe themselves and speak a comprehensible language out of the box thanks to a fruit which God placed before Adam and Eve and said "Don't touch" knowing very well that he programmed his creations to touch it, as God is perfect (yet somehow imperfect), as God is ultimate (yet incapable), as God is omnipresent (yet we've been unable to grab undeniable evidence of this omnipresent God for as long as man has existed), because God is SO UNBELIEVABLY EVIDENT that Christians must send missionaries to other countries to show just how evident God is, because he's obviously there!  He's obviously there!  You may not know it, but that's just because you're wicked and you're going to Hell if you don't start accepting these obvious truths that I've come to tell you about because you just don't want to see it, you're in the dark and your life has no meaning whatsoever before Christ, because fuck your culture and fuck your religion, mine is the only, the one and only, and I worship the true God, of the ~2.5k gods to have ever existed, created by men who hadn't even realized the world was spherical (whups, guess God just decided to keep His mouth shut, which is funny, as He'd ask a man to kill his own son for Him but wouldn't reveal something as basic as the Earth being spherical), the only God that ever is and ever will be is the one I currently worship.  Wow.

Any of this making sense?  Because I'd like to say, to a normal human being, this all looks fucking wild.  And this is standard Christianity.  Check out the invention of Mormonism if you want a real trip into how many lies a person can be led to believe.  Anyway, feel free to call me ignorant, evil, blind; call me the devil if you want, but I can't go to a place which exists only in imagination, so I'm afraid I'll be receiving no punishment for my blasphemous "reason" anytime after death, nor will the fictitious God swoop from the Heavens and tear my house to pieces.  Know why?

Because he only exists in books.