RCM-Miners:
Their product picture is a CoolerMaster Xport 351 with RCM 'shopped on it, no?
Nice catches Metatron

I will add them to the OP
These people seem to forget they are trying to scam a bunch of tech professionals and enthusiasts that know better...
Aww poor canaries
Looking forward to a one stop shop for hardware updates
Yeah now the world is more humane, we only send miners down in the mines.
The first ones to die are usually called "preorder suckers" for some arcane reason. But hey, no more dead birds!

I suppose the pre-order crowd are a good analog for canaries

They just die financially