I am using the free sites like crazy, been on them non stop, every 30 min lol, figured i would do a little begging and maybe someone would help me out, the free sites give so little, but i guess its free so thats what i should expect.  I will offer this jokes as compensation for any donations made to me lol.


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"