No, not kiddin. Just escaped Newbie Jail myself 10 days ago. Still feel a bit sorry for the inmates.

Nothing wrong with ASICs. Other than the price. So I'm paying it forward, for a little while anyway.

ROI is important. If you're new here I guess you don't want to get burned if you take up mining.

Just do your research. That's all. Oh , this may help http://www.coinish.com/calc (expert mode).