Dash being above XMR infuriates me also... but karma always comes round eventually. I'll dance on its grave drinking champagne purchased with my XMR.
Given that more than half of the float is locked up in masternodes, the cap of dash float is less than that of Monero, so feel free to dance. When those masternodes are liquidated, price will be cut in half, and the total cap will be less than Monero, so you can cut up the rug yet again.