It's you...
If you say that it is me, does that make it me?
Why would you deny that?
If
I don't remember it being me, was it still me? Can you prove I'm the same me as the claimed user from 2013? Can you prove that I was not replaced with a reptile? Can you prove I was not cloned by an agency and replaced by such clone? I have a lot more questions that need to be answered before you can reasonably conclude that it is me.
Anyway Doc, I need to ban more account. Bye for now.