I guess you enjoy paying high transaction fees and love waiting countless hours for them to confirm.
Why would the people that don't love those either need bitcoin cash, there's plenty of other and better options out there.
Exactly.
Bitcoin is becoming established as a store of value, a digital gold. The days of using it to buy pizza are long gone, and transaction speed isn't everything. Bitcoin has an identity and a purpose.
And Bitcoin cash is... what? It may be faster than bitcoin, and it may have lower fees... but it isn't the fastest and cheapest thing out there, so what is its point? If you want a fast coin, you don't use bitcoin cash because it's faster than bitcoin, you use Dash or Ripple or one of many other alternatives. You can't compare yourself to one thing, you compare yourself to the entire market.