Good stuff in this thread, I needed the laugh. I thought you were going to be rude for just the start of the post, but no, had to make sure that point was made.  


New guy - *I'm new, let me come to this forum and ask the community for free advice on how to make money.*

Experienced member - "I think what you are doing is a bad idea, you should probably reconsider your plan."

New guy - "Shut up, I know what I'm doing. Now help me."


Please new guy, be like me. Chill out, read a whole bunch and then read some more. Take your time, don't waste your money out of ignorance.