There are people in this thread who have lost more value in dust and misplaced private keys than you will ever see in total in your entire miserable life.
Not to mention the vasty deep losses in boating accidents.
I was on a boat between Maui and Molokai last week. I foolishly leaned over the edge and *ploop*. My cryptosteel went down to the depths.
When will I learn?
You know, the old lady in Titanic (who used to be Kate Winslet) threw a valuable diamond necklace called The Heart of the Ocean overboard
on purpose.
You see it plop into the water and go swirling down.
I would like to see a Monero meme with that scene, where, instead of The Heart of the Ocean, she throws a usb flash drive overboard. You see the flash drive plop into the bounding main and go swirling down, down, down into the vasty deep.