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To a techie: Bitcoin is Money Over Internet Protocol
To an economist: Bitcoin is irreversible, ultrasecure, mathematical cowry shells
To an entrepreneur: Bitcoin is digital money Lego--you can use it to build anything
To grandma: Bitcoin is money that you can send like email
To a merchant: Bitcoin is no service fees, no specialised hardware, and no chargebacks
To a first generation immigrant: Bitcoin is 90% off Western Union fees for everyone
To Joe Everyman: Bitcoin is a 5% discount on online shopping
To your great-grandchild: Dollar bills were how people paid for things before we had Bitcoin