... you really don't know the half of it

 Things have recently taken a turn for the surreal and unbelievable. I'm not used to picking my own jaw up off the floor. Say what you will about Josh, but the fact that he is now directly responsible for the legal welfare of... someone... is a level of "messed up" I never had a desire to approach.

 And this is saying nothing to their ignoring the first salvo of legal demands on our part.

 Looks like I'm going to have a road-trip to the Kansas federal courts in the near future