TBH, it was more the "I've been here a while" claim that really irked me... 4 weeks and being a Jr. Member does NOT qualify as being here a long time...

And hey, if people want to pay you guys to simply copy/paste a transaction ID into these websites, then they obviously have more money than sense:

https://pool.viabtc.com/tools/txaccelerator/
or
https://www.antpool.com/user/prioritiseTransaction.htm
or
https://confirmtx.com