Satoshi, bitcoin is extremely volatile and run by organizations now, not the people. There's constant forks such as Bitcoin Cash and other garbage that shows just how jokey the coin is. The only thing worthwhile is the blockchain itself and I honestly believe this was not meant to function as a method of payment, but as a method of storage(Bitcoin's constant dramatic price changes, good and bad, show this)
My resolution? Dump all your bitcoins on the biggest exchanges and destroy the currency, then start over.
Start over? And do what with it? It'll just be a Bitcoin 2.0 scenario because now everyone is aware of the concepts and the blockchain and it would be no better for a new crypto. They would still do the same things over and over again. There is nothing to go back to; forks can be made by anyone and only people who use the forks assign value to it. It's not like it is Bitcoin's fault for something like that happening. What is Satoshi supposed to do after smashing the primary crypto? Just make another and pretend like everything will be fixed?