My resolution? Dump all your bitcoins on the biggest exchanges and destroy the currency, then start over.
Let's say satoshi listened to a newbie, and he actually destroyed bitcoin, what do you suggest to start over? What are you gonna change in bitcoin to make it better and not just repeat the whole cycle back to where we are now?
Or you just want to push an altcoin?
Or you are just jealous to those early adopters who have lots of money because of bitcoin that's why you want start over?
My original account got hacked and is legendary, I joined way earlier than you(years ago) and have been lurking even earlier. Please...
I bought over 50 btc back in early 2014, I am a "semi early adopter", but this coin is pretty useless asides from making money based entirely on speculation.
I'm also not pushing any other coin as they all suffer the same fate, though I have a bias for ones that are moreso entirely anonymous