Dear Sir DarkStar_! my post quality is very good so I want to join your campaign please sir give me a slut.
Please PM Darkstar_. This is not a request to be made publicly. Lol.
It simply doesn't add up. If the guy really has good posts, why would he ask Darkstar for a slut if he can talk his way on it?

Jk. Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then.