What's up with this community's need to be scammed?  From Pirate to Spongebob to Zhou Tong to the numerous "securities" schemes . . . is it just that you all need something to spend your bitcoin on?  If I ever needed fast cash, I would just come to this board and post an "investment" opportunity.  Not only would I make a bunch of money off of idiots, if I came out and apologized, over half of the community would think I'm a great guy.