Equally good luck running any bitcoin services in the lightnet. We can all see how little luck and sliding down slippery slopes to oblivion that system has, on a monthly, if not weekly basis.
Of course just use first international darknet bank (with global ACH and wire service). Why didn't I think of that?
Obviously ACH and wire is lightnet exclusive, which is why you cannot use it at all without an iota of fear of being fucked, no matter how much you spend on "compliance" other than bribery.