Yes your obviously qualified for the Job
You're*
See Pankkake,
What don't you use your powers for good rather than evil. You could copy-edit the bitcointalk site instead of adding to the already annoyingly overwhelming collection of worthless troll posts.
I would gladly give you 0.001 BTC for every typo of mine you correct.
You would make a fortune from me alone!
edited: typos corrected paid ranlo .005 BTC.