Re: I just divorced my wife and put every cent I have into Blackbytes
Divorce papers or it didn't happen 
This.
Also, blackbytes cold storage doesn't exist. Not saying blackbytes aren't a good investment, but you have to be online to receive them. You could connect computer to internet for a few seconds to receive them I guess.
Blackbytes can be stored on multi signature wallets which are extremely secure. Far more secure than how most people store their cryptos