TL;DR is a bane of society.  You obviously subscribe to this theory as well.

Kevin does not have possession of these bitcoins, so it is quite obvious you didn't even read the original post, much less the followup replies in this thread.  Yeah yeah, that'd be work and all.

Just to help out the reading-comprehension challenged...

~250k bitcoins = at MtGox.  They never left.
~650 bitcoins, the amount transferred by Kevin, are sitting in escrow waiting for this whole mess to be figured out.  He posted that he was working on doing this, and I'm certain he'll post the details in the AM for everyone to see.  Sorry this stuff isn't instant?  Lawyers don't tend to keep 24 hour law offices open.  I really don't think he expected everyone here to be up in arms about 650 BTC he said he'd give back, when there are 250k on the line...

Jesus get facts right before you go accusing people of shit.  It's starting to get pathetic here.