Thanks for the replies, laserray, Humax.
Seems that neither leaving out the "http://" nor using stratum, nor any permutation of those solutions works.
I'm really confused because everything worked fine a couple days ago and the same exact command now seems to be failing. I'm still able to join other pools too.
I have seen some "slush" victories on blockchain.info, so I don't think we're down. At least, we haven't been down the whole time I've been suffering this problem.
Could something with my ISP have changed???