Ill be laughing with my pockets full of cash, because i am witty and research things

By witty you mean you follow people like sheep and throw your money randomly into places that you have or know nothing about.
Feel free to prove me otherwise. $500 says you don't know shit about STRATIS tech and are talking out of your ass, hoping it will magically go up.
I can smell a naive dumbass from a mile away. You're definitely blindly investing.
You might make some profits man, but you're not going past $10 this year. You better sell now if you're 'witty' otherwise you're going to look pretty stupid holding your $3 STRATIS by January.