Okay, well the signature is done. It doesn't have the text effect you requested, as I stated will be probably, but I will PM you with a possible solution. I intentionally went for a low-fi style, as I think it's pretty difficult to pull off the same smooth, stylistic approach I do with my other signatures. Tell me what you think.
http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu75/GunGraveTZA/SomethingWeirdFinalLQ.jpg