Wow...The cynicism is awful.
Websites crash. Let's give it some time people.
I'll go out on a limb and assume the whole thing is fixed in a few hours, so thanks for the .01 BTC.
it isn't necessarily cynical - it is merely one of the possible outcomes every time the site goes down.

whenever this happens we should play a game, "post how much you have invested/deposited in the site and how worried you are that you've lost it all from 0-10, 0 being not worried and 10 being quite worried!"
Personally I blame mp's vagina banner for the spike in traffic that took the server out.