I don't think you're trolling at all, you're entitled to your opinion, I just disagree strongly. The amount of available Phore on exchanges appears to have gone down a lot and into nodes. Also there was no miners, PoS only after KTK swap.
I won't wish you luck though buying in cheap

I think Phore's very undervalued and will increase massively and gather steam from here, especially when the marketplace hits.