Looks like Satoshi was just a man with a flaw for math as ironic as that sounds he never truly expected the use to be this great or he would have not created a brilliant yet restricted model.
Time for the truth, he has no BTC stash, never expected it to soar and never built it for that. It took on a life of itself and the practical use will now damage it, relegate it to remember that original crypto status within a few years.