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an unusual request over here
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Not at all, in fact this is the most common request over here: newbies asking for "loans" without collateral.
You, yourself have done it probably dozens of times allready. Did it ever worked? Aren't you tired of creating accounts and begging for free money?
Why don't you get a job instead, maybe because you are not of legal age? If this is the case, you can always make an account, contribue in a positive way to this forum and then earn money by participating in signature campaigns.