Dude, understand my situation. I have an absurd amount of that coin that can change my life.
You do know how this works right?

Why would someone buy that "absurd amount of that coin" from you (aka them giving YOU you money), making YOU wealthy and them less wealthy?
If you take a look at the charts, you would see that you could sell it up to $ 1.81 with very high circulation. Mias the business is that they are my coins, I acquired, I made the investment. You had to be compassionate about the situation, you do the same thing as I do to live. Put yourself in my place! Only by going through this situation would you respond well.