Ok I'll bite. Here's my mining rig:
I've got a pain on all my transistors on the left side of the brain.
But all my right side transistors love the water boxes.
But my brain alone would mine all the bitcoins in half a second, and even so, I wouldn't enjoy it.
And I'd advise you to lock Random on the bay, unless she'll found the Heart of Gold's Improbability Drive.