I know. I am not criticizing you...
not you my precious goddess ...I just don't think you should ever have to go for a pee, not while I can just as easily follow you around with a little bucket.
Grovel grovel pant slobber pant pant drool...
I'm just amused...
...When I stand front of the mirror with my underpants on my head. I'm Soooooo sorry I stopped devoting every moment of thought in worship of you. I wont do it again... er... unless you say so of course.
Grovel grovel pant slobber pant pant drool...
I think you have been presenting your views very calmly, rationally and without malice...
Your spiked heal in my but cheek was a treet and I literally wet myself when you actually spoke my name.
[Wow...
I thought only dogs did that to peoples legs. K ] Hump hump Lick kick pant grove pant pant slobber lick lick drool...
You've also handled the immature responses and jeering replies very well.
If I'm a good boy I hope I might be allowed to lick 'ure feet.
slobber sloober pant drooool!
I apologize for the fact that so many members of this forum seem to be incapable of...
bowing in revert worship of your toenails.
accepting opinions different than theirs
is my life's dedication now you have blessed me with the bountiful joy of your opinion. That and letting me sniff your seat.
without resorting to ad hominems, name-calling and other school-yard behaviour...
I used to have nothing to fulfill me. Now you have let me sleep on your porch and drink out of your toilet... I.. Sniff Sniff...
Life will never be the same again.
Hump hump Lick kick pant grove pant pant slobber lick lick drool...
I'm not sure that I agree with you,
Unless you want me to... but I'll get back to you as soon as you tell me what I have to think
but I appreciate your civil, logical approach to the issue.
And bending over to make the sun shine sure was a great Idea, but I know I will also love it when you make it rain... or any thing else you say or do.
Paradise is just sitting here at your feet
TS
