I have nothing to add, if you agree on my terms, you know where to find me, just don't tell anything to ~Lauda.

-snip-

Why are you closing the campaign?

It was working really good, I have seen some long essays from many members recently. I'll share my story with you master Atriz. I was once a dev, now I'm not, now I'm just a low life beggar. if you accept me and pay 0.03BTC for a year, I could finally achieve my ultimate goal in my miserable life, having a small house (which only costs 1.5BTC BTW) for jumping purposes only (either a nice prostitute or a beautiful girl like *J Law, maybe *Rihanna? she is my age and we could live together like a perfect couple, that's just my dream, or I just could rent a car and drive to the next main street in my city and lift a cheap prostitute from there.) did I beg? I'm begging you.


*Being a third world, poor low life and miserable person, I didn't have the luxury to watch more movies and music videos other than Hunger games.

*OK I lied about music video, I have never seen any music video by Rihanna, I just heard my brother was talking to his friend about her age once, I was in the kitchen trying to find something to eat and he was under the shower, (now that I'm thinking about it, he was talking to himself).

I have nothing to add, if you agree on my terms, you know where to find me, just don't tell anything to ~Lauda.

~Forget that I mentioned Lauda, I'm begging you. I don't know what a wet trout is, I'm afraid that Lauda would slap me with it if she/he (what? Lauda could be the girl I have been waiting for all this time?) finds out about my shitpost here.