Can anyone confirm what ANYTHING actually works with this? 
Mining is doing really good!! Thanks for leaving me to mine all the coins to myself folks, I'd say no stop, bring all that absolutely massive amount of hashing power back but hey, um yeah... see ya!!
great you will have lots of coins but how do you use them if sending them to another wallet seems impossible.
Download the wallet and deamon from git hub, both the source code (Monero clone) and pre-compiled executables are available.
You'll need ansicon.exe if you're on windows or the deamon text won't be in colour and will be slightly artifact ridden.