Well, to be honest, I've been watching this thread because for some reason it amuses me. By the way, Joey you are incorrect when you say


I looked into it, and if anyone bothers to file a claim, you can be barred from receiving welfare. Someone would have to make a call though, because they have no email. http://www.ocowf.org/TPage19.aspx
Online gambling is strictly prohibited within the U.S, and the use of welfare benefits to purchase illegal goods or partake in illegal activities, will have your payments taken away. Depending on state, purchase of alcohol can also have your welfare taken away. (The state doesn't want to feed drug/alcohol/gambling addicts)

Sure would suck if you pissed someone off enough to make the call, and you lost your living because of a $100 loan online.

Edit* Forgot to mention all of the prostitution offers. Pretty sure that wouldn't look to good either.