Investards of HM are jacking off all over themselves in knowing that two months from now they'll start getting their share of 30% of the REPORTED profits from them public-facing 240 S9 bitcoin miners, but won't see one satoshi of those bitcoins produced from the other ~560 S9 miners they paid for located in some for-real secret data center/warehouse near or far from some damn Austrian dam.

Noticed that NOT ONE of Team HydroMiner has disputed my ~800 S9 bitcoin miner claim because ... wait for it ... THEY CAN'T! HM is on record in what they paid and received - U$1M worth of S9 miners - and we know the RETAIL price of them, of which we also fuckin know that their team member in China help secure some wholesale rate, perhaps equating to ~1,000 S9 miners.

To recap, if you believe the shit that HM is throwing at you, then either you truly are a RETARD or love getting fucked up the ass sans lube.