What a funny person makes a bitcointalk thread like this, one that only refuses to lend money, but gets a sexual charge, perhaps, if you a from the Freudian school, in refusing loans, as if refusing pocket money (sic). I believe this is the most odd thread on bitcointalk that I have seen.

My request:

Amount: 200 BTC
Collateral: My hilarious banter for 1 day
Address: 18NoHHnns4r8GGxsd3sjmuPdUC4t746T2x
Reason for loan: Bitcoin price at $20,000
Interest rate: Whatever you want

I am willing to accept plus or minus 20% of the figure quoted.